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29th Jul
562    

lolsomeone-actually:

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

Oh my




ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS




spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me


tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:


bae-lish requested: claire underwood + dress me up


22nd Jul
661